How do I buy Pickle Stuff?!
Hey gang! Below you will find Paisley Pickle stuff that you can listen to, eat, and wear. We sell all of the items below and more at our concerts, or you can also buy them from the links below!

Welcome To the Planet Snarfbart
Climb aboard our rocket ship, we’re going to the Planet Snarfbart!

Song List:
Dance To the Pickle, Science Geek, Planet Snarfbart – Pt.1, Planet Snarfbart – Pt. 2, Pie For Breakfast, Penny In the Sky, The Monkey and the Irish Potato, He’s Just a Dog, I Know How To Be Happy, Daydream, In a Pickle Theme Song, Weather It’s a Good Day, Where I Be, My Little Sister Is a Nerd

$10 + $2 shipping and handling. You can also get an electronic version online at iTunes, Amazon, CD Baby, and other online outlets.



Get the Paisley Pickles’ third children’s CD and be inspired to be a superhero in your community!

Song List:
The Pickle Boogie, Johnny Microwave, Ham In a Bag, Dance With Me, Get to Sleep!, Freak Show, Climb That Tree, I Love Socks, Jalapeno, Cereal Box, Eleven, Superheroes, Mama Drives a Minivan, Beach Party

$10 + $2 shipping and handling. You can also get an electronic version online at iTunesAmazonCD Baby, and other online outlets.


Picklehead Platter
Get the Paisley Pickles’ second children’s CD, Pickle Head Platter, released in October of 2010.

Song List:
Rutabaga, I Love Watermelon, Sneaky Broccoli, Spaghetti, Pickle In The Fridge, I Love My Mom, Preschool Punk, You Everywhere, Blond Haired Pickle, Billy Bob Brown, Wonderful Day, The Sandwich Song, The Discovery Museum Theme, Walking Around the Zoo

$10 + $2 shipping and handling. You can also get an electronic version online from iTunesAmazonCD Baby, and other online outlets.

Pickle Heads
Get the Paisley Pickles’ first official children’s CD, Pickle Heads, released in May of 2010. If you want the printed CD version, please send an email to

Song List:
We Are The Paisley Pickles, The Pizza Song, The Sun’s Coming Out, I Love Mud, Jellybean, Are you A Wave, Dance In Your Underpants, Be Nice!, The Polka Song, Bacon and Eggs, Purple Elephant, Don’t Pick Your Nose, Happy, I Just Want A Treat, Cows Chickens Pigs & Dogs and…, I Wanna Be A Cowboy

$10 + $2 shipping and handling. You can also get an electronic version online from iTunesAmazonCD Baby, and other online outlets.

The Paisley Pickles Show
DVD featuring 20 Minutes of Craziness + Extra bonus videos for extended laughter

Get the Paisley Pickles’ First Pilot TV Show “The Paisley Pickles Show,” released in April of 2011. The Three Stooges meet the Monkees with a Little Mr. Rogers thrown in!

$10 + $2 shipping and handling.


Pickles Over-The-Shoulder Sport Pack
A very convenient way to carry pickles and things.

Take a jar of Pickles and whatever else you need for the day inside the generous interior. Grab your cell or keys right from the front slip or mesh pockets – no fishing required. A pen loop is also designed onto the front pocket, so there’s no problem finding something to write with.

Double drawstrings cinch the 210D polyester pack closed at the top and offer over-the-shoulder or backpack carry.
Size: 17-1/2″ x 14″.

$10.00 + $2 shipping and handling


Paisley Pickles T-Shirt
If you would like a Paisley Pickles t-shirt, they come in kids XS S,M,L,XL and Adult XS S,M,L,XL. Shirt by GILDEN. Only $10.00 a piece + $5 shipping and handling!

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Pickle Mints in a Pickle Tin
Pickles have been popular for hundreds of years. Try some of these delicious dill flavored mints and you might get popular too. Each 2-1/4″ (5.7 cm) round tin contains about one hundred mints.

$3.00/tin + $2 shipping and handling


Pickle Bandages
Talking Bandages? No, but these bandages don’t talk out loud — but they do let your boo-boos make a statement. The tasteful pickle bandages are photo reproductions of a yummy pickle slice. You get a box of (15) standard, 3″ sterile bandages, with a bonus tiny plastic pig in every box. Every box also includes a little plastic, Cracker-Jacky-type toy. Our adhesive, photo-reproduction quality, pickle bandages will cover all of your gruesome gherkin cuts, or give you a quirky cover-up for your own sliced finger. The (15) individually sealed bandages are 3″ x 1″ and they come with a bonus, 1-1/4″ long, rubber pickle with a frightened look on his (it’s?) face. Whichever you stick with, you won’t see it stuck on every other kid in school or at the office.

$5.00/box + $2.50 shipping and handling

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